A buddy of mine, Rudy, drove up to West Palm from his winter place in Boca Raton, this past weekend with a friend, to play on a Trump course they heard was Tremendous. Amazingly, the course was vacant for their 10:15 tee off, except for a bunch of Black Suburbans in the parking lot. They loved playing quickly with nobody in front of them, but by the par 4, 7th tee, they saw dozens of secret service agents on the fairway and in front of the green.
They realized President Trump and the Japanese President Abe Shinzo were in front of them, putting out on the green. After their tee shots, they were informed that the President and his guests were playing only 9 holes. They finished the 7th without delay, and paused in the fairway of the par 5, 8th hole, for a few minutes, watching the Presidents leave the green; laughing and playfully bowing to each other.
When they made it to the Par 3, 9th Tee, they were close enough to see President Trump read the green on President Abe’s 25-foot putt for birdie. Standing behind President Abe with his Large Hands on President Abe’s shoulder, he told him the Fantastic news of the Huge break on the upcoming putt. President Abe listened to the Very Smart businessman, now President, and holed it. He celebrated quietly as he left the green, Fantastically happy that President Trump would retrieve the ball from the cup for him.
After a few seconds, a secret service agent waved for Rudy to hit his tee shot. Rudy, of course, was very excited seeing the friendliness of the two world leaders and thought that maybe the next four years would not be so bad. He swung with a ton of Adrenalin and hit his five-iron to the Far Right. President Trump had paused, twenty feet off the green, to present to President Abe his ball from his birdie putt and congratulate him for his Amazing Success, with a final bow following Japanese tradition.
Suddenly, Rudy’s Loser golf shot turned Farther Right, aiming like an Armed Missile at the two Very Smart world leaders. He yelled FORE, appropriately and Politically Correctly, in both English and Japanese. A Winning secret service agent pushed President Trump to his knees and covered his Amazing hair, but the Moronic and Very Weak, Made-In-China golf ball hit the President on his Terrific rear, then rebounded off a Wall (built by American workers to keep out Undesirable, non-paying players), bounced on to the green and rolled against all Rules and Regulations of Real Science into the cup!
Rudy woke up Sunday morning and could not wait to check out the New York Times, to see if his golf shot was covered by the Media. He shook his head realizing the Left Wing always had their biased version of what happens to the new President. “Golfer Hits Trump’s Ass, Hole-In-One”